Monthly Archives: September 2011

When visiting, a lad picked up what looked like a novelty gobstopper. He didn’t like the taste and swallowed it to avoid detection, before finding out it was his uncle’s newly cleaned false eye, and confessing. After a few days … Continue reading →

Did you hear what happened to the new girl at delicatessen? She sat on the bacon slicer and got all behind with her work.