Why has a giraffe got a long neck? Because his bottom smells!

What’s brown and smelly and travels through time? Dr Poo!

I failed english – improper use of the colon!

What have toilet roll and The Starship Enterprise got in common? They both circle Ur-Anus in search of Kling-ons!

‎(_E=mc2_) This is a Smart arse

Q. Why did the loo roll, roll down the hill? A. Because it wanted to get to the bottom!

When visiting, a lad picked up what looked like a novelty gobstopper. He didn’t like the taste and swallowed it to avoid detection, before finding out it was his uncle’s newly cleaned false eye, and confessing. After a few days … Continue reading →

Did you hear what happened to the new girl at delicatessen? She sat on the bacon slicer and got all behind with her work.

No more curries for me…

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, … Continue reading →